whimsicalspecks:

the-goddamazon:

THIS IS THE TYPE OF SHIT SCIENTISTS BE THINKING ABOUT AND LAUGHING THO

EVERY SINGLE SCIENCEY PERSON I KNOW LAUGHS WHEN TALKING ABOUT CREATIVE OR INEVITABLE AND GENERALLY SCIENCE-RELATED WAYS EVERYONE MIGHT DIE AND IT’S MY FAVORITE THING

(Source: ryanjhlee)

ralndrops:

I CANT BREATHE

baby-make-it-hurt:

hektikk:

officialswagmom:

hes reading the biology book upside down 

Donald Glover is a king

Best character ever

(Source: govi420)

thebabbagepatch:

fearofpop:

A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.

you’ve got to be kidding me

this-book-has-been-loved:

kissmymahogany:

koopat911:

Notice only 20 shades of gray

It’s been proven that women actually have an acute ability to pick up subtle differences in colors

In response to that last comment^^

Yes. It comes from the Hunter-Gatherer days.

Women were the gatherers. They had to be able to discern between the different shades of colors to know which plants were poisonous and which were not.

Men were out hunting, so they didn’t have to worry about that.

Which is why women see “Blood orange” and “crimson” and “scarlet” etc while guys just see “red”.

(Source: best-of-memes)

graceespooks:

graceespooks:

my grandpa is always making fun of old people he sees like he’s not 85

he goes “wow today was old folks day at olive garden” i was like yeah grandpa that’s why we brought you there at 4:30pm

(Source: graceebooks)

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